I met a landlord at a brand new property yesterday and instead of being greeted by a smiling face I found him hopping mad.
'There's a stool in the bathroom' he said.
'Oh, that's useful for a bathroom isn't it?' said I wondering what had got him so angry.
'No, a STOOL, a sh*t' he shouts and I finally got it.
'Bloody builders taking bloody liberties' he ranted.
Lost for a suitable reply I said 'The toilet works ok doesn't it? Shall I check?'
And there it was with no sign of toilet paper either. Ewwww.
In my professional capacity I have only needed to use a vendor's toilet once and I can assure you that I asked for her permission, used the outside toilet and went to great lengths to ensure that it would be as if I had never been there.
My dad was a builder and used to think nothing of peeing in a sink. What can I say?
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