I've been reading the ads this week from the Oxford papers and around Reading and I thought that they could do with some Bluedoor honestly lessons.
Try these for size:
Good access to A34 - you can hear it from the bedroom.
Close to amenities - above a shop and its probably a chip shop or a bookies.
Deceptively spacious - has large cupboards in small rooms
Guaranteed let in 28 days*
*Terms and conditions apply - we will let it to anyone we can find who will pay the least rent.
Ideal for sharers - families won't like the carpet or the scabby kitchen
Full of character - draughty original windows....
Low maintenance garden - gravel pit spread out flat and no signs of green life
Annexe - right next door to the nosy landlord
Rural location - the ar*e end of nowhere with no amenities.
I'd love to move back to the countryside but my dear wife won't be further than a short walk or a bike ride from a shop. If we ever move we are more likely to move somewhere bigger than Abingdon than to a village or a country lane. She'd like to keep chickens though so I'll have to find a town place with a massive garden......
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